Amy Schumer's 'Crying Corner' Divorce Post: What Her Uncontested Filing Means

Amy Schumer Goes Viral on Valentine's Day Amid Divorce From Chris Fischer

TMZ reported this week that Amy Schumer marked her first Valentine's Day as a soon-to-be-single woman by sharing a now-viral Instagram Stories post of herself sitting in a makeshift "Crying Corner," surrounded by tissues and water bottles. The comedian filed for divorce from chef Chris Fischer in January 2026, ending their seven-year marriage. According to TMZ, the couple filed a joint, uncontested divorce in New York, signaling they have already reached agreement on finances, property division, and custody arrangements for their six-year-old son, Gene.

The post resonated with millions of people, and honestly, it is one of the more relatable things a celebrity has shared during a divorce. But beyond the humor and the heartbreak, Schumer's approach to her divorce offers a genuinely useful lesson for anyone contemplating or navigating their own split, especially here in Florida.

Why the "Uncontested" Part Matters More Than the "Crying Corner"

Let me be clear: I am not going to speculate about the details of anyone's private legal proceedings. What I can say is that the public framing of this divorce as uncontested and jointly filed tells us something important about how the process is going.

An uncontested divorce means both parties agree on every major issue. That includes property division, debt allocation, spousal support, child custody, and time-sharing. When couples can reach that point, whether through negotiation, mediation, or just good-faith discussions, the entire process becomes faster, cheaper, and dramatically less stressful.

Contrast this with the Jessica Alba divorce, which involved a reported $3 million settlement and months of negotiation. As I discussed in my analysis of that case, high-asset divorces often require extended proceedings even when both parties are acting in good faith. Schumer and Fischer appear to have cut through that complexity before ever walking into a courtroom.

How Florida Handles Uncontested Divorces

Schumer filed in New York, but Florida has its own streamlined path for couples who agree on everything. It is called a Simplified Dissolution of Marriage, and it is governed by Florida Statute Section 61.079.

To qualify for a simplified dissolution in Florida, you and your spouse must meet all of these conditions:

• Both parties agree the marriage is irretrievably broken
• You have no minor children together (and the wife is not pregnant)
• You have reached a complete agreement on property and debt division
• Neither party is seeking alimony
• Both parties are willing to waive their right to a trial and appeal
• At least one spouse meets Florida's residency requirement (six months living in the state)

Notice that key difference: Florida's simplified dissolution is not available to couples with minor children. Since Schumer and Fischer share a young son, they would not qualify for a simplified dissolution if they were filing in Florida, even though they agree on everything.

That does not mean Florida couples with children cannot have an uncontested divorce. It just means they file a standard Petition for Dissolution of Marriage but submit a complete marital settlement agreement and a detailed parenting plan to the court. The judge still has to review and approve the arrangement, particularly the parenting plan, to ensure it serves the best interests of the child. But the process is still far faster and less expensive than a contested case.

I have written a comprehensive breakdown of costs and timelines in my guide to uncontested divorce in Florida, and I would encourage anyone considering this route to start there.

The Co-Parenting Piece: Florida Takes It Seriously

One detail worth noting in the Schumer-Fischer situation is that both parties reportedly agreed on custody. In New York, custody arrangements can take different forms. Florida does things a bit differently.

Florida eliminated the traditional concept of "custody" back in 2008, replacing it with shared parental responsibility and time-sharing. Under Florida Statute Section 61.13, there is a strong presumption that both parents should share decision-making authority for major issues like education, healthcare, and religious upbringing. The time-sharing schedule, meaning the actual days and overnights each parent has with the child, is determined based on the best interests of the child and must be documented in a detailed parenting plan.

Even in an uncontested divorce, the parenting plan has to address specifics: holiday schedules, summer vacations, communication protocols, and transportation logistics. If you are a Florida parent heading into an amicable divorce, do not underestimate the importance of getting these details right upfront. Vague agreements lead to disputes later. I see it in my practice regularly. A well-drafted parenting plan today prevents a modification petition or enforcement action a year from now.

Florida's legislature has also been actively strengthening enforcement mechanisms. Senate Bill 1128, which recently passed a committee vote 11-0, would create after-hours judicial availability for time-sharing enforcement. You can read more about that development here. The message from Tallahassee is clear: parenting plans are not suggestions.

What Schumer's Post Gets Right About Divorce

I want to step back from the legal analysis for a moment and acknowledge something. The reason Schumer's post went viral is not because people care about uncontested filing procedures. It went viral because she was honest. Divorce is painful, even when it is amicable. Even when you can afford the best attorneys. Even when you agree on everything.

In my practice, I sometimes see clients who feel embarrassed that they are struggling emotionally when their divorce is "going well" on paper. But a cooperative legal process does not erase the grief of a marriage ending. Schumer sitting in a crying corner with a box of tissues while simultaneously handling her divorce like a grownup is actually a pretty accurate picture of what healthy divorce looks like: you feel the feelings, and you also do the work.

What This Means for Florida Couples

If you are watching this story and thinking about your own situation, here are the practical takeaways:

• Agreement is everything. The single biggest factor in how long, expensive, and painful your divorce will be is whether you and your spouse can agree on the major issues. If you can, pursue an uncontested path.
• Uncontested does not mean unrepresented. Even when both parties agree, each spouse should have their own attorney review the settlement agreement. What looks fair today might have consequences you do not anticipate, particularly around alimony, retirement assets, or tax implications.
• If you have children, invest in the parenting plan. Florida courts scrutinize these agreements closely, and a thorough plan protects everyone, especially your kids.
• Take care of yourself. The legal process is one part of divorce. The emotional part is just as real and just as important. Lean on your support system.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I get an uncontested divorce in Florida if we have children?

Yes, but you cannot use the simplified dissolution process. You will file a standard dissolution and submit a marital settlement agreement along with a parenting plan that covers time-sharing, parental responsibility, and child support. The court must approve both documents, with particular attention to whether the parenting plan serves the best interests of the child.

How long does an uncontested divorce take in Florida?

Florida has a mandatory 20-day waiting period after filing before a divorce can be finalized. In practice, most uncontested divorces wrap up within 30 to 90 days, depending on court scheduling in your county. Contested divorces, by contrast, can take a year or more. For a detailed breakdown, see my guide to uncontested divorce timelines and costs.

Does posting about divorce on social media affect your case in Florida?

It can. While Schumer's humorous post is unlikely to cause her legal problems, Florida courts can and do consider social media posts as evidence. Anything you share publicly, from lavish vacation photos during an alimony dispute to angry posts about your ex, can be introduced in court. My general advice is to be thoughtful about what you post during any active family law proceeding.

If you are considering an uncontested divorce in Florida, or if you have been served with divorce papers and want to understand your options, we are here to help. Schedule a strategy session with our team to discuss your specific situation.

This article discusses recent news and provides general legal commentary. It does not constitute legal advice and should not be relied upon for legal decisions. Every divorce case is unique. If you are facing a similar situation, consult with a qualified Florida family law attorney. Contact Divorce.law for a strategy session.